The funniest scene in Romeo & Juliet as a “Word Cloud”

Romeo & Juliet Act 1, Scene 1 
SAMPSON My naked weapon is out. Quarrel, I will back
thee.
GREGORY How? Turn thy back and run?
SAMPSON Fear me not.
GREGORY No, marry. I fear thee!
SAMPSON Let us take the law of our sides; let them
begin.
GREGORY I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it
as they list.
SAMPSON Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at
them, which is disgrace to them if they bear it.
editorial emendationHe bites his thumb.editorial emendation
ABRAM Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON I do bite my thumb, sir.
ABRAM Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON,editorial emendationaside to Gregoryeditorial emendation Is the law of our side if I
say “Ay”?
GREGORY,editorial emendationaside to Sampsoneditorial emendation No.
SAMPSON No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir,
but I bite my thumb, sir.
GREGORY Do you quarrel, sir?
ABRAM Quarrel, sir? No, sir.
SAMPSON But if you do, sir, I am for you. I serve as
good a man as you.
ABRAM No better.
SAMPSON Well, sir.

Enter Benvolio.

GREGORY,editorial emendationaside to Sampsoneditorial emendation Say “better”; here comes
one of my master’s kinsmen.
SAMPSON Yes, better, sir.
ABRAM You lie.
SAMPSON Draw if you be men.—Gregory, remember
thy washing blow.They fight.
BENVOLIO Part, fools!editorial emendationDrawing his sword.editorial emendation
Put up your swords. You know not what you do.